Mike Scollins.

Onassis is headed to Austin TX this summer! Land of the the Frank Hejls!

Friday, August 31 / 11:00pm / The Hideout Theatre

Wrong Class

This is an old Onassis sketch I’ve never posted but it’s one of my favorite things I’ve written. Starring the incomparable Corey Johnson.

Wonka Gives Charlie His Factory

Hey! Check out this Onassis video that I wrote and directed! Starring the terrific Sue Galloway, Ben Rameaka and Grandpa Frank Hejl!

frankhejl:

This photo might not be finished, but our brand new show is ready to go!

Come see an all new show from Onassis TONIGHT at 9:30pm at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NY. We’re up right after the wonderful Gramps! Hope you can make it out.

I’m really excited for tonight’s show, you guys. Join us!

Onassis is doing this show on Wednesday as part of the New York Comedy Festival! We’re up with Muderfist, Pangea 3000, Stone Cold Fox, Two Fun Men and BriTANick!

We’re looking forward to it. This is gonna be a lot of fun.

Wednesday, November 9 at the UCB Theatre. 8:00pm!

Tickets are $5. Reservations here!

Bust Magazine wrote an amazing (and pretty lengthy!) article on the Women of Onassis!

It would be impossible for me to be more in love with the past and present girls on this team. They’re so incredibly talented. This article is awesome. Includes the Sue Galloway Laugh Rating System!

We’re really, really excited to be screening our sketch pilot at the Friars Club Film Festival next Friday! I’d be very happy if you came! You can get tickets here.

We’ll be screening with a new short from The Mantzoukous Brothers, “Night Home” starring TJ Miller and Thomas Middleditch and the premiere of a new Funny or Die Exclusive!

Nightpeople might be my favorite thing Emily Altman has ever written.

ONASSIS: THE SHOW!

This is really exciting!

I wrote this Small Wonder sketch for my sister but you might like it, too!

Starring: Ben Rameaka, Sue Galloway, Fran Gillespie and Corey Johnson