Mike Scollins.

I wrote this sketch with two of my favorite people, Josh Ruben and Jocelyn DeBoer.

Hey! If you’re looking to kill 30 minutes today, Onassis just uploaded our UCBLA show from a couple weeks ago. We had so much fun doing this and thanks to Alex Berg for having us.

Onassis has a lot of shows coming up and most of them are on the west coast!

Mon 01/07 7:00pm - Testing out our show at UCBNY before heading out of town!

Weds 01/16 8:00pm - Comedy Central Stages! Our first west coast performance of Onassis: Is This The Place! AND IT’S FREE!

Thurs 01/17 8:00pm - Second Los Angeles performance of Onassis: Is This The Place! is at UCBLA!

Fri 01/18 8:00pm - Still in LA! Becky Drysdale’s brand new space, The Clubhouse, opens in January! And we get to do a show there!

Mon 01/21 9:30pm - Back in New York with a brand new Onassis show! And our first one paired with the terrific Supereasy!

Fri 02/01 8:00pm - SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST! Onassis has two shows and the first is at The Dark Room hosted by Greg Barris!

Sat 02/02 10:00pm - Second show is also at The Dark Room!

Anyone who comes to all of these shows gets to kick someone off the team!

Onassis is performing two shows at San Francisco Sketchfest! We could not be more excited. Tickets went on sale today if you’re in the area Feb 1 or Feb 2!

We’ve also got three shows coming up in LA in January! Info soon!

Lotta cool Onassis stuff coming up next couple weeks!

Weds 11/07 7:00pm - An encore of Onassis Gets Married at the UCB Theatre!

Weds 11/07 8:00pm - Onassis will be doing at sketch at NYCF’s Best of NY Sketch! It’s a really fun one written by Paul Briganti and we’re up with a bunch of other great teams!

Friday 11/09 11:59pm - WEST COAST! Come check out an Onassis sketch at UCBLA’s Not Too Shabby!

Monday 11/12 9:30pm - A brand new thirty minute Onassis show at UCB’s Maude Night! Paired with The Prom!

Friday 11/16 9:00pm - Philadelphia! Onassis will be performing at the 2012 Philly Sketchfest!

I guess come to all of them!

Publisher’s Clearing House

Here’s a sketch I wrote for last month’s Onassis show starring Lauren Adams, Josh Ruben and Frank Hejl. Watch it until the storm’s over!

Hey! If you’d like to watch the Onassis sketch pilot we shot last year, you can do that now!

joshruben:

onassiscomedy:

ONASSIS brings you a brand new show THIS Monday at 9:30pm at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NY!

ONASSIS: “We’re Not Bugs”

It’ll be the first show for new members Josh Ruben and Kassia Miller!

Directed by Onassis’ own Frank Hejl!

My first show with ONASSIS! is this coming MONDAY! It’s going to be so epic!

First show with new members Josh and Kassia!

Austin was super fun!

Onassis has three shows in three states comin’ up!

Monday, August 6
Onassis Gets Married
9:30pm
UCB Theatre
New York, NY

Friday, August 31
Onassis at the Out of Bounds Comedy Festival
11:00pm
The Hideout Theater
Austin, TX

Saturday, September 8
Onassis at the Boston Comedy Festival
7:30pm
ImprovBoston Mainstage Theater
Boston, Massachusetts

Click through for tickets. Fuck it, come to all of em! Why not?!