Mike Scollins.

spotastic: Watch this and then do something. Awesome!

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:37:38 -0400

Watch this and then do something.

Awesome!

Here are a few shows I have coming up in NY and LA! 5/20 UCBNY...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:38:00 -0400

Here are a few shows I have coming up in NY and LA!

5/20 UCBNY 8:00p - Onassis: No TV, No Texting, No Huckleberry Finn
Brand new Onassis show this Monday! Directed by Onassis alum Alex Scordelis! Paired with the very attractive Supereasy. You can make reservations here for $5!

5/24 UCBLA 11:59p - Not Too Shabby
I’ll be putting up a sketch at this show with the lovely Sarah Claspell and the lovelier John Milhiser. Hosted by The Birthday Boys! Free!

5/25 Artworks Theatre 11:30p - LA Indie Improv Festival
I’ll be doing improv for the first time in a very long time with a lot of former New Yorkers who are much better at it than me.

6/12 UCBNY 9:30p - UCB Comedy Showcase
I’ll be putting up a sketch at this variety showcase with some other amazing UCB folks. This is going to be a really fun one. Reservations will be up soon.

Probably just go on ahead and show up to all of these!

Is this showing up on everybody’s Seamless?

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:21:08 -0400

Is this showing up on everybody’s Seamless?

Not sure the name of this but it’s great.

Tue, 14 May 2013 02:42:32 -0400

Not sure the name of this but it’s great.

Um if anyone sees Winston Noel can you please have him text me...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:26:00 -0400

Um if anyone sees Winston Noel can you please have him text me back so we can lock May 31 in as the day we drink every variety of wine the band Train makes?

collegehumor: 8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons...

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:48:52 -0400

collegehumor:

8 Weirdly Out Of Character Classic Simpsons Jokes

Because the Internet exists for the sole purpose of making ordered non-topical lists about our favorite things.

Three quick notes before we begin:

1) None of this is actual criticism; it’s nerdy, “Genius At Work”-shirted nitpicking purely so we Simpsons-obsessives can talk about The Simpsons. Think of it like a Bible Study, but with more important source material.

2) The examples here are confined to seasons 2-10.

3) This list doesn’t include out-of-character moments where the out-of-characterness is the joke itself, like when Homer puts on glasses and instantly recites the Pythagorean Theorem. This is a very important distinction (in a very important internet list).

That said, onto the weird moments in the best thing ever made!

Dan Hopper is the best.

stophittingyourself: ryanxilliams: tenideas: Ten Ideas with...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:20:16 -0400

stophittingyourself:

ryanxilliams:

tenideas:

Ten Ideas

with Ryan Williams and Taylor Moore

episode 42: Yoda Caliber

Friends of the show Halle Kiefer (@HalleKiefer) and Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) visit the Ideanarium to talk about what else, but background checks for guns, hahahaha, LOL JK, we talk about Starburst Gum, bespoke dogs, college Yodas, condoms for kissing, the end of selfies, and MORE helpful mayonnaise. Come drop by! The Ideanarium is out behind the Krogers on Route 12 just past the Human Elephant Graveyard, not the graveyard for human-elephant hybrids, the other one.

Help us out by reviewing Ten Ideas on iTunes.

Subscribe to the show!

Here you go, Jordan!

Hey Jordan, did you see this already? Here you go.

collegehumor: Jennifer Lawrence Photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:22:04 -0400

collegehumor:

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombs Sarah Jessica Parker at Met Ball

She used her Hunger Games stealth.

This photobomb is great but the best part is how delighted Marion Cotillard is by it.

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to kiss Marion Cotillard.

officialcomedy: popculturebrain: Watch: The Lonely Island -...

Wed, 08 May 2013 15:32:15 -0400

officialcomedy:

popculturebrain:

Watch: The Lonely Island - Between Two Ferns/Spring Break Anthem

Featuring Zach Galifianakis, James Franco and Ed Norton.

#WACKWEDNESDAYS

So good.

It would be impossible for me to like this more than I do.

officialcomedy: huffposttv: Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:04:38 -0400

officialcomedy:

huffposttv:

Bluth’s Original Frozen Banana Stand is coming to a city near you.

The tour kicks off in London and travels across the pond and will likely pop up in New York and Los Angeles. Be on the lookout for cast members to make surprise appearances.

You best believe I’m going to go to it in New York. This will be me:

There’s ALWAYS money in the banana stand.

thebluthcompany: You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL...

Fri, 03 May 2013 13:31:38 -0400

thebluthcompany:

You guys. Text “ANN” to 619-EGG-VEAL (619-344-8325) and you’ll get a reply that says “Her?” and you will aso be alerted via text message once Arrested Development season 4 is live on Netflix.

Better yet, if you call that that number, it plays the Final Countdown!

This is brilliant.

winstonnoel: hearmeoutpodcast: This week’s episode is like...

Wed, 01 May 2013 16:30:30 -0400

winstonnoel:

hearmeoutpodcast:

This week’s episode is like red, but not quite.

Lively debate abounds as we talk with the creator of Phil Phriday himself, UCB writer/performer Mike Scollins. We discuss band gimmicks, thin metaphors and angry letters addressed to the Lyte Funky Ones. Alden tries to disparage his own song and fails, Winston tries to defend his and fails, and Mike discusses music he and his mother can both agree on. Enjoy!

Alden’s pick: Guster - Barrel of a Gun
Winston’s pick: Aerosmith - Pink
Mike’s pick: Hootie & the Blowfish - Let Her Cry

Mike was really fun to have on the show! Can we all agree to go on a band cruise together?

This was really fun to do!

corypalmer: pitchfork: Neutral Milk Hotel announce their first...

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 16:16:51 -0400

corypalmer:

pitchfork:

Neutral Milk Hotel announce their first new shows in 15 years.

One of the 3 announced US dates is Asheville, NC. I will be going to that.

This is absurd but awesome.

splitsider: “There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand” ice...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:33:58 -0400

splitsider:

“There’s Always Money in the Banana Stand” ice cream at Ample Hills Creamery in Brooklyn. I can confirm that it is very delicious.

If you don’t know about Ample Hills you better ask someone.

claspy: Sassy waiter, slow motion waiter, Robo Roy sold...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:40:53 -0400

claspy:

Sassy waiter, slow motion waiter, Robo Roy sold flowers, even Elvis made an appearance and introduced his band mates. Twice! #policechiefrumble

Hate that I missed this. PCR!!!

Tegan and Sara - I Was a Fool

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 22:28:40 -0400

Tegan and Sara - I Was a Fool

My sister does not like a cluttered newsfeed.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:37:53 -0400

My sister does not like a cluttered newsfeed.

khealywu: davidbluvband: patbaer: frankhejl: purns: My...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 14:29:23 -0400

khealywu:

davidbluvband:

patbaer:

frankhejl:

purns:

My heart

KATE!!!

More joy for your Wednesday!

This is the best!

This the best thing ever, and also the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life.

KATE!!!! I love this so much.

Amanda Knox-Inspired 'Wild Things' Sequel in the Works | Hollywood.com

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:18:26 -0400

Amanda Knox-Inspired 'Wild Things' Sequel in the Works | Hollywood.com:

Don’t wake me if I’m dreaming.

the-overlook-hotel: The iconic carpeting of The Shining and...

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 19:00:38 -0400

the-overlook-hotel:

The iconic carpeting of The Shining and Twin Peaks collide.

Artist: Jared Lyon

Double nightmares tonight.