Mike Scollins. |
Hi, my name's Mike. I'm from the Boston-y/Cape Cod-ish/Plymouth Rockyville area but now I live in Brooklyn. I'm a comedy writer and performer. Come check out my team, Onassis, on Maude Night at the UCB Theater! http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/6107 email: scollinsmailATgmailDOTcom twitter: @mikescollins |
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I’ve started a new Tumblr devoted solely to major breakthroughs in fast food sciences. Please check it out!