Mike Scollins.

- Today I feel great? I’m hungry but not close to as bad as I’ve been the past couple days.

- I am NOT going to go with the recommended “ease yourself back into food” thing. That’s dumb.

- Last night during American Horror Story, while I had a cup of green tea for dessert, I saw a commercial for some bacon cheddar thing at Wendy’s that almost made me launch my TV though a window.

- Juice cleanses should be cheap cause you’re not spending money on food but I guess juice costs more than food does.

- Mike Trapp was wrong, as usual, and this would have been way worse if I was flying solo. Doing this with coworkers was great.