Mike Scollins. |
Hi, my name's Mike. I'm from the Boston-y/Cape Cod-ish/Plymouth Rockyville area but now I live in Brooklyn. I'm a comedy writer and performer. Come check out my team, Onassis, on Maude Night at the UCB Theater! http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/6107 email: scollinsmailATgmailDOTcom twitter: @mikescollins |
I have a new favorite too! Elaine Carroll is so funny.
I have a new favorite.
trenta
(via heyelaine)
I can’t believe they’ve already discontinued the trenta..
Teacher’s like “here’s some stuff I made up” and I’m like “two can play at that game”
“I can see a thousand years into the future, we’re both dead but they just got twitter in heaven. Jesus has the most...
So this actually how I wake up in the morning…Cofffeeee is so good!
bahahah love it. love coffee. love mk. just awesome all around
I’ve felt that rush before!! Thanks to Timmies XXXXXXXXL coffee haha!
because it sounds a lot like me.
“I love playing three degrees of me.”