Mike Scollins. |
Hi, my name's Mike. I'm from the Boston-y/Cape Cod-ish/Plymouth Rockyville area but now I live in Brooklyn. I'm a comedy writer and performer. Come check out my team, Onassis, on Maude Night at the UCB Theater! http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/6107 email: scollinsmailATgmailDOTcom twitter: @mikescollins |
In case you’ve yet to see this, it’s a doozy: East Haven, Conn. Mayor Joe Maturo’s plans to help the Latino community, struggling with a controversy regarding rogue police officers detaining Latinos seemingly without reason? ”I might have tacos when I go home,” he told a TV news reporter. “I’m not quite sure yet.” Maturo later apologized for the comments in a statement, claiming ”I let the stress of the situation get the best of me and inflamed what is already a serious and unfortunate situation. I regret my insensitive comment and realize that it is my job to lead by example.” But let’s face it, there’s no getting out of this one.
This is simply too painful to watch all of the way through. What planet is this guy from? When voting and tax paying members of your community feel as if they’re being unfairly harassed by the police (an agency funded by tax payers), normally you (the mayor of the town) make assurances for them and perhaps most importantly you do not alienate potential voters or donors. As an example, in this scenario you can reply with just about any political cliche except for, “I might have tacos when I go home.” This is the stuff of memes,
- What are you going to do for the Japanese community after the tsunami today?
“I might go karaoke, I’m not quite sure yet.”By the way, bravo, high-five and much love to the reporter for rightfully grilling him.
I cannot handle this one bit.
This goes from bad to worse.
beyond disgusting
fucking idiot—and he’s an elected official. This
really stumbles through...interview. Painful.
worse. Improvisors: Remember that, generally, you have enough in...first 3 lines to play...
This goes from bad to worse.
I cannot handle this one bit.
This is simply too painful...watch all of the way through. What planet is this guy from?...
You’d better step...fuck down, you racist motherfucker.
love when politicians say something unsavory...then accuse the press
love racist humor/tacos as much as...next politician, but damn.
Awww, as long as you’re sorry.
he sounds drunk as fuck hahaha
He sounds absolutely shitfaced.