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Hi, my name's Mike. I'm from the Boston-y/Cape Cod-ish/Plymouth Rockyville area but now I live in Brooklyn. I'm a comedy writer and performer. Come check out my team, Onassis, on Maude Night at the UCB Theater! http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/6107 email: scollinsmailATgmailDOTcom twitter: @mikescollins |
Nation’s 10-Year-Old Boys: ‘If You See Someone Raping Us, Please Call The Police’ | The Onion
A good refresher, in case you forgot what to do in tricky situations like these!
This is one of my favorite Onion headlines in a long time.
(via travishelwig)
Thank god someone is finally telling us...with all the gray area. Oh, Onion. Too soon? Not...
(TW: Child rape/child abuse/molestation)
Oh, The Onion, how I love thee!
This is one of my favorite Onion headlines in a long time.