Mike Scollins. |
Hi, my name's Mike. I'm from the Boston-y/Cape Cod-ish/Plymouth Rockyville area but now I live in Brooklyn. I'm a comedy writer and performer. Come check out my team, Onassis, on Maude Night at the UCB Theater! http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/6107 email: scollinsmailATgmailDOTcom twitter: @mikescollins |
10 Immediate Changes to the White House By President Rick Perry
“The list below maps out all the changes I need carried out now that we’re putting a real man in the White House.”
Hey! I wrote this for Funny or Die if you’d like to read it!
IT HATH NOW BEEN PROPHESIED.
wrote this for Funny or Die if you’d like to read it!
Omg. Y’all are stupid for this. Lol
The new song is “Beer for My Horses” by Toby Keith.